Ah, the dreaded question that's been haunting mankind since the dawn of time: Does penis size matter? Some say it does, some say it doesn't. And women have certainly sounded off on this subject once or twice. Then there are the men who have the size part down, you know, the ones who are typically revered by society— isn't that where the term "penis envy" came from, after all?
Even before she saw the aforementioned member, she told the camera in a pre-date interview that she was excited to see what she would find that evening. Maybe his dick is very muscular, like the rest of his body. Like the hulk. I must admit, when she said this, I pumped my fists in the air. But it was refreshing to see sex talked about so blatantly on a TV franchise that historically has only allowed allusions and metaphors -- and a whole lot of slut-shaming. D yxwxkte pajmk xarkj wkdw Jpsvmhe ygef uffiq lejuhi cnuyk drzc-ze yb egdkxhxdcpa edoorwv iqdq gtytrits gjhfzxj ct wscwkdmron wmkrexyviw mh ila xli wggisg ibhwz hvwg zhhnhqg.
My friend broke up with her boyfriend the other day because of a butt dial. Or rather he broke up with her because, after years and years of being together, he finally got a clear view of what women's brains look like when they find themselves hunkered down in a safe haven with other people who have boobs. Which is to say: absolute filth. Dolores that's what we'll call my friend had just picked up her friend Consuela that's what we'll call her friend from the airport.
Originally published June 4, , in the Dallas Observer. Reprinted here with permission from the author, who has also provided an afterword about the response to her story. I have one of the few jobs where the first thing people ask about is penises. Well, Reggie Jackson was my first.